It's a bit daunting being at the helm of a potentially fab place to socialise, so any help and suggestions gratefully received. I've only got Magners on draught, at the moment, but I'll put some Babysham on once we get a few more real drinkers in here. This running a pub lark's easy!

Hi there Admin - 'tis Skinnera here, so you better watch your language/grammar/syntax etc.

I would like 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

and here I was thinking we'd got rid of Brian....

Hello girls!!

Right, I've brought me strap-on and me gimp mask so let's get this party started!!!

Oops, wrong forum!

Sh*t! Now you all know what I look like.....

Aye. Ugly fecker, aren't ya?

Your wife doesn't think so you cheeky fecker. How are my kids anyway?!

I thought I'd follow the emerging trend and search for a really ugly picture from the web to use as my avatar like you guys have...

Thats a good idea Landlord :0) I will do the same later

no, you must have looked at Gordons one